Because it was nice and 157 degrees outside, and we were bored and tired of all the air conditioning we pay a mint for, my family decided to go hang out at the lake last weekend.
This is what happens to teenage boys that have been out in the heat too long. Riding your bike off a cliff into a lake looks like a good idea.
And this is how I know Sir D and I were out in the sun too long. We didn't stop them.
And that is how I know there is a God up in heaven. He did it without getting hurt at all...twice.