My son’s just went into the attic to get out the Christmas boxes (I know, I know, it’s the 13th and we’re just now getting out the Christmas stuff!) and they found something. Something disconcerting. The bag of birdseed that we store in the attic was opened in the night and spread around the attic floor.
It must have been some very hungry, cute, little fluffy birds that found their way into the attic to eat the birdseed. Never mind that there are several bird feeders outside filled with the very same birdseed and never mind that it is a physical impossibility for very hungry, cute, little fluffy birds to enter out attic. That is what happened.
It must be that some very hungry, cute, little fluffy birds got into the attic because that is THE ONLY possibility I am willing to consider.