So…the Arkansas Six-Toed Steak. This is what the steak looked like when my friend pulled it out of the package and put it on the grill. There was a collective gasp by all the men standing guard at the grill. My friend called his wife over to witness this disturbing spectacle. Her comment?
“That’s creepy. It has no arch.”
Umm, yeah. The creepy thing about this, is that the human foot shaped steak sizzling on the hot grill has no arch.
Any yes, we ate it. And it was tasty…in a creepy, Ted Bundy sort of way.