Just in case any of you wondered, it would take approximately 10 hours and 15 minutes to drive to the nearest cool place from where I live.
I have looked at topographic maps, I have looked at temperature maps and I have looked at highway maps.
Unless we sprout wings, it will take us at least 10 hours to get to cool.
I can’t tell you how sad this makes me feel.
I think I have SAD except it’s summer that makes me depressed.